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April 28 2018

04:40

thararescizor:

pure-lolita:

thararescizor:

pure-lolita:

types of girls:
1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave
2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever
3. animal bones that crush under your jaw
4. home

What Do This Mean .

i can’t explain my poetry often.

image

aight

04:37

mjalti:

when ppl are like “I wanna know more about you” but you don’t even know more about you

April 26 2018

19:20
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captain-price-official:

The Atlantic Wall.

18:14

ayellowbirds:

peacockandyagi:

diamondfangedbarbarian:

fireandlifeincarnate:

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

17:39
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softest-evak:

This is peak comedy

17:09
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memewhore:

The perfect town doesn’t exis-

16:17
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friendly-animals:

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

April 24 2018

03:01
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kennethktran:

trapqueenkoopa:

procrastinatingpuzzle:

Man what

put this in a museum

I’m allergic to peanuts hi

April 23 2018

12:59
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topsydead:

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later.

And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly.

Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

April 22 2018

16:06
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thecheshirecass:

inqorporeal:

thecheshirecass:

jhenne-bean:

solarpunk-aesthetic:

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of light. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, it’s purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

*A*

I would die for him.

I want one.

But it would only be a matter of time before it had craft knives taped to the sides by one of my housemates.

I mean… He should be able to protect himself in case of intruders, or particularly agressive bugs that eat plants.

14:59

lewdrobots:

lewdrobots:

jadenvargen:

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

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April 20 2018

00:21
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April 19 2018

20:32

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

aprilfuckinludgate:

fucktrecool:

Look at this wolf

OK now you can continue

that’s not a wolf that’s king good boy

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April 18 2018

03:18

actual-fairy:

me: big city driving scarey ):

me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw

April 17 2018

23:37
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viralthings:

Beautiful street art in Guarda, Portugal

22:26
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infinitesismall:

chinchilla friends!

13:12
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babydollbright:

floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if you’re sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?

WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

puppy!!!

April 16 2018

01:53

transpeter:

transpeter:

is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching” and i would be like “yeah that sounds like something jeff goldblum would genuinely be trying to teach someone” it could really go either way with him

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